Friday, July 01, 2016

Why You Should Read...Artemis Fowl(series) by Eoin Colfer


Artemis Fowl the Second is no ordinary 12 year old.  He’s a criminal mastermind who can outsmart anyone on the planet….as well as those inside the planet.  From a young age, his father raised him with the family motto “Aurum Potestas Est” or “Gold is Power”.  So when he finds out about the secret community of fairies living below the surface, and that they had lots of gold, he decides to be the first one to take some of it.  After kidnapping a fairy, who happens to be a captain of the fairy police force, Captain Holly Short.  This event started the series of attacks the fairies launched against the great Artemis Fowl and his bodyguard, Butler.  Can Artemis’ plan outsmart the fairies’ sheer numbers and powerful, time-stopping magic, or will Artemis end up in a “fowl” mood?

This series was very exciting and also very interesting, and the ideas Artemis comes up with are simply ingenious.  Eoin Colfer sets the stage with an amazing book, leaving you wanting more of Artemis and his sophisticated and cunning plans.  My favorite part of this series was the way Artemis thwarted evil plans with his own ingenious(and sometimes evil) plans with the help of his one-man army, the bodyguard Butler.  His cunningness makes me smile from the beginning to the end of the story, and through all the other books in this series.  I also liked how the point of views switched to many different characters periodically, and it let me see all the perspectives of the story. This book incorporates a genius so ingenious that he's surpassed nerd-hood, soldier elves, farting dwarves, sassy centaurs and evil pixies. Who wouldn't want to read a book like that?
There is one problem I have with this series.  All of the stories have really slow storylines.  As exciting as it sounds, the book has to explain some of the boring stuff to the reader, and I think these explanations take a bit too long.  This problem actually didn’t occur much in some books, but a few of the other books do have this problem.  Other than the slow-paced story-line, this book was great!

Age Group: 11-15 years.
Genres: Fantasy, Fairy Tale, Magical Realism
Rating: 9.3

Artemis Fowl is an ingenious story, and everyone should read it.  Even if you don’t like fantasy and fairies, what’s the harm in reading about a criminal mastermind?

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Diep.io New Classes!

Hi!  Here is another Diep.io post.  There is one class that I missed, called Fighter, and another one which I do not know the name of.

Here are a bunch of new classes from the updates in Diep.io.


This is the gunner class.  Shoots small bullets, upgrades from machine gun.

This is the hunter class.  It shoots 2 bullets at a time, one small, one big.  Upgrade from sniper.

The pictures below are all stalker class.  With stalker, you turn invisible when you stop moving and shooting.  Upgrade from assassin class.


This is manager class.  It is half overseer, half stalker.  You turn invisible when you stop moving, but your triangles remain visible and movable.  Upgrade from overseer.



This is the triple twin.  It has shoots bullets in three directions.  Upgrade from twin flank.

This is hybrid.  It shoots destroyer bullets that do immense damage, and has two triangles which automatically attack any shapes near you.  Upgrade from destroyer.

This is booster class.  True to it's name, you get an immense speed boost with this class.  Shoots many bullets behind you.  Upgrade from tri-angle.

Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Beating My Friend In Chess!!

Hi!  I play chess!  Today, I just played a game with my friend, the same person who has that JustinTalksBooks blog, and I beat him in chess!!  Yay!

Here is a link to our chess game!!  I hope this works:
https://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=136944540

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Why You Should Read...Spy School(series) by Stuart Gibbs!

Just another post!

Ben was normal.  He went to a normal school, lived in a normal house, ate normal foods, did normal things.  He had a normal life(other than the fact that he was a math genius), until one day when a debonair spy had asked him whether he wanted to become a spy and learn at the CIA Academy of Espionage.  As being a spy was Ben's dream, he accepted, oblivious to the dangers he would face only about 5400 seconds later.  Ben begins to doubt his choice when he runs from enemy snipers, attacks highly trained assassins with a tennis racket, and finds out about a secret that could blow his mind....along with everyone else's.
(If you read this book you would understand that pun :P)

This book was really fun to read.  Stuart Gibbs likes to entertain his readers through mystery and comedy, and excite his readers with a small drop of romance at the end of his books.  It really excites you, especially when you get really giddy when it goes to romance(Yes, I get really giddy).  I overall loved this series.  Like when I first saw the book, I was like.  Mneh(Mneh is a word from this series).  And then when I started reading I was like "THIS IS SWAWESOME(Yes another word from this series)".  My favorite part about this series are the endings of each book, where Ben(main character) just reveals the bad guy's entire plan and then ruins the plan and then saves the day, like it's swawesome!  Read this book!!!

Age Group: Grade 5 - Grade 7
Genres: Mystery, Spies, School, (some aspects)Romance
Rating: 
1.8/2 for Creativity/Originality
1.2/2 for Character Development, Empathy Felt
0.8/1.1 for Romance
0.7/1 for Length
1.5/1.5 for 'How Badly I Want To Know What Happens Next'
1.4/1.4 for Mystery/Questions
1/1 for Comedy/Funniness
Bonus Points: 1 for Amazing Plot Revealing Ending

Total Rating: 9.4/10

Friday, May 27, 2016

JustinTalksBooks - An Awesome Blog My Friend Has!

As you could probably tell from the title, I'm promoting my friends' blog!  Now I know you have a very important question.  If I supposedly have no friends, then why do I say I have a friend in the title of this post?  Well, when I say I have no friends, I mean no friends that I have in real life.  My friend here, well, we met on Stuart Gibbs' blog when we started a debate about whether two characters from a story were going to end up dating each other.  Anyways, I didn't even find out what he looked like until this morning, when I looked at his Instagram page.  He's different than what I thought he looked like, but he's still really really really awesome and cool, so check out his blog!

My Good Buddy's Blog!

I will admit, after you visit his blog, you'll probably completely ditch my blog.  Yes it's that good.  Like this dude is funny, and somehow makes himself look cool rather than pathetic(unlike me).  He does book reviews, has his own really cool fanfics(despite all the plot holes I manage to point out.  But I'm sure my stuff have plot holes too.  Maybe.)  Anyways, check him out.  He's been blogging much longer than I have so he has a lot of posts!  He sort of inspired me to make this blog so I'm like a wannabe! Lol.

I'm promoting his blog because I'm a good person, and I'm promoting for free!

P.S.  Justin, if you're reading this, I expect you to cry tears of joy and thank me and shower me with presents. :P

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Clash Royale: Beating My Friend With Bad Battle Decks!

Hey guys!  I play Clash Royale, and I have a video to show you guys!  Okay the two people fighting each other are both my accounts, but my friend came to my house so I let him use one.  I let him use the "Animaster" account while I used the "Joe Awsum" account.  Since I was more experienced and the account I was using was a higher level, I decided to make bad battle decks and try to win with them.  I won every single match, except for the time when I used an all building battle deck(which I almost won if we had like 10 more seconds maybe).  There was one game that "Animaster" won, but that was because my friend said that my "Animaster" battle deck sucked, so we switched accounts and I destroyed my friend with "Animaster".  Anyways, he's overall a really bad Clash Royale player.  Enjoy the video!

Note: The video was too big to put on here so I put it on YouTube.  Here is the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOjA_JmtjD4

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Cover Stories: Lodestar, Keeper of the Lost Cities Book 5

Predicting what is happening on the cover.



The ancient building spread out before them, so old that green vines crept across the stone blocks and covered the translucent windows like a green curtain.  Something about the place sent a chill down Sophie's spine.  Sophie looked around, taking in her surroundings and making sure no one followed her here.  She pocketed her leaping crystal and bottle of light and entered the building.  Sophie wrapped her cape around her cold body and raised her hood.  She didn't need a light source to see in the dark; someone already had a fire going inside the church-like structure.  She approached the fire and the boy in the dark cloak who sat across from where she stood.  An eye within a circle was sewn on the shoulder of his cloak.  Upon Sophie's approach, the boy rose to his feet and gazed sadly at her.

     "Sophie.  I'm so sorry..." He apologized, his voice filled with sincerity and sadness.
     "What do you want?" Sophie snarled, unable to bring herself to look at his ice blue eyes.  The eyes of a traitor.  The eyes of a murderer.  The eyes of Keefe Sencen.  A week ago, she vaguely remembered promising that she would never hate Keefe.  But there was no way she could deny her destructive anger toward him now.  She was so angry she barely noticed her eyes overflow with tears and drip down her face.
     "I-I need to warn you about-"
     "Warn me about who you're going to kill next!?"  The words hit Keefe like a slap.  He had no answer to that.  Sophie sucked in a deep breath to calm herself.  When she spoke again, her voice was remarkably more controlled, although still filled with pain.
     "Why, Keefe?  Why join the Neverseen?  Why-why kill...him?"  Now it was Keefe's turn to look away.  After a moment, he decided to ignore her questions.
     "They decided t-to...they want to kill you, Sophie," he warned, "They'll attack when you-"  Before Keefe could finish an invisible force slammed against his head and he fell to the ground.  The invisible person turned visible for a second, then disappeared again and pinned Keefe to the ground and gagged him.  It was Alvar.
     "Keefe!"  Sophie started toward him, but froze when he saw two figures in cloaks stalk toward her.  One threw back his hood and laughed and formed a ball of golden fire in his hand.  The other one stayed quiet and anonymous.
     "Brant?"  In response, he threw the ball of golden fire at her.  Sophie threw out her hands and a brilliant white shield saved her from the everblaze.  Brant formed another flame in his hand, but someone flew out from the shadows and pinned him down.  Another figure jumped out at the other figure, but slammed into a white shield much like Sophie's, and screamed out in pain before falling to the ground.  It was Fitz and Tam.  They had followed her here, even after she thought she made sure no one had followed her.  Before she could recover from the surprise of their presence an invisible force tackled her to the ground.  She released the rage she was holding in out and Alvar screamed out and rolled off her, writhing in pain on the ground.  She scampered away to help Tam, who was now trapped in a cylinder of light.  She directed her inflicting at the psionpath, who formed a shield just in time to block her attack and cause her an agonizing headache.  Fitz, who had beat Brant unconscious with the element of surprise, reached for Sophie's hand, but was interrupted by a wall of light that circled around and Tam.  The cylinder slowly started closing in on them, threatening to crush them.

     "Stop!" Sophie shouted at the psionpath.  He only cackled.
     "We have plans for you, Foster.  Follow them, and I will spare your friends."
     "Don't do it Sophie!" Fitz warned, and pressed his hand to the shield.  Tam slammed his fist on the shield, causing little bolts of lightning to streak across the force field.  Sophie couldn't let her friends die!  But what should she do?  If she denied his request, she and her friends would die.  If she accepted, she could have to kill many elves.  What would she do?

I'll let you guys dream up the rest of the story.  This was what I thought was happening on the cover!  Thanks for reading!  Tell me what you liked and what you disliked in the comments!

Monday, May 23, 2016

Why You Should/Shouldn't Read...The Five Kingdoms(series) by Brandon Mull

The Outskirts is an in-between place, a place between wakefulness and dreaming, a place between reality and imagination, a place between life and death, a place with pockets in time and space, and a place that stretches the limits of technological innovation.  It is also the place where Cole and his friends were taken, enslaved and separated from each other.  Cole sets out on a breath-taking journey to rescue his friends and get back onto Earth, and at the same time helping a long-lost princess find her sisters and overthrow evil overlords.

I think you should read the Five Kingdoms if you love fantasy and don't care about romance, because, well, the Five Kingdoms series is practically all fantasy, and like no romance.  Obviously.  Besides lacking of other genres, Brandon Mull is very very creative, and the Outskirts(setting of the story) is the place I want to visit the most out of all the fantasy books(Yes, even the Lost Cities...Yes I know the Lost Cities have beautiful crystal buildings which are better than the wooden shacks in the Outskirts...Yes I still want to go to the Outskirts more...Okay, stop making me doubt myself...Shut it.).  Anyways, the Outskirts have tons of cool places, plus I'll most likely have really cool shaping(hopefully Sambrian shaping!...No it's not because I can create friends since I don't have any in real life!  Ok, maybe a little bit actually.).  Anyways it's really cool.

I didn't really like a lot of parts of this series, because it wasn't really interesting sometimes.  The first and third books were really interesting, but the second and fourth books, especially the fourth book, moved slowly and weren't as interesting as the others.  I was actually really disappointed when I read the fourth book, because the majority of the story they were just running around looking for help.  I also didn't like how there wasn't any romance, but that's just personal preference.  But read the book anyway.

Age Group: Grade 5 - Grade 7
Genres: Fantasy, Adventure, More Fantasy, Magic Abilities, Even More Fantasy
Rating: 
2/2 for Creativity/Originality
1.2/2 for Character Development, Empathy Felt
0.1/1.1 for Romance
0.8/1 for Length
0.7/1.5 for 'How Badly I Want To Know What Happens Next'
0.4/1.4 for Mystery/Questions
0.5/1 for Comedy/Funniness
Bonus Points: 1 for Fantasy Awesomeness
Total Rating: 6.7 out of 10




As you can see, I didn't really like this series, but still read it anyway.  You might like it more than I did!

Friday, May 20, 2016

Diep.io Necromancer!!!

If you don't know what Diep.io is, I think you should visit my other post!  It's right below this one!  Anyways, in my previous post about Diep.io, I reached Overseer, which basically allows you to control triangles.  Now this time, I reached Necromancer, which allows you to take control of squares that you destroy around you!

Here, I was under attack by a dude who I ended up killing with my squares.


Here, I'm with my army of squares.


I also managed to reach Lvl 45, the highest lvl in the game so far, in the tank class, which is the first class you start with!

Diep.io 1st Place!!!

Hey!  I've been playing this really fun game for a while!  It's called Diep.io!  Basically you are a tank, and you shoot the red balls.  You can destroy objects and other players for XP and points.  You have different levels.  When you reach lvl 15 you can choose to become a different type of tank, like sniper, twin, machine gun, or flank guard.  I reached the top of the leader boards!


As you can see, I am first, with 55971 points.  Ignore the rather immature and very inappropriate name 2nd on the score board.  I got to first by going onto the Twin path.


In this photo, I managed to get to Overseer, which is ridiculously hard class to get to(at least for me), but really fun to use.

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Why You Should Read...Keeper of the Lost Cities(series) by Shannon Messenger!!

Elves.  What's the first thing that comes to mind?  Small guys wearing green with pointy ears?  Fair and noble creatures who help Frodo destroy the One Ring?  What if I told you that, somewhere, elves were real, and that they looked just like normal humans, except fairer, stronger, and good-looking?  What if I told you, that elves don't have pointy ears until they are thousands of years old, and one elf, a female elf, was hidden among us humans?  Sophie Foster thought she was a human, despite her superior intellect and her ability to read minds.  But that all changed when she found Fitz.  Fitz is an elf, and explains to Sophie that she is one too.  He takes her to the Lost Cities and they search for answers about why Sophie's mind is impenetrable, who the black swan is, and what the immense amount of secret information in her mind means.

I think you should read the Keeper of the Lost Cities because it really amazes me with the creative plots and creatures, and amazing places.  But my favorite parts of the story are the characters.  The characters are each unique in their own way, and their personalities are very different from each other, without making their personalities over-the-top absurd.  I feel the main characters are so lovable, you'll fall in love with the characters before you fall for the story.  This series incorporates everything from alicorns with sparkly poop to crystal cities burning down, from heart-breaking moments to adorable relationships, it's an overall amazing series.

Age Group: Grade 5 - 7
Genres: Fantasy, Elves, Magical Abilities, (some aspects)Romance
Rating:
2/2 for Creativity/Originality
2/2 for Character Development, Empathy Felt
0.9/1.1 for Romance
0.8/1 for Length
1.5/1.5 for 'How Badly I Want To Know What Happens Next'
1.3/1.4 for Mystery/Questions
0.8/1 for Comedy/Funniness
Bonus Points: 1 for The Best Characters Ever
Total Rating: 10.3 out of 10


Saturday, May 14, 2016

Nature Protects, if She/He/It is Protected!

Hey friends!  Today I'm gonna raise awareness to protect forests and trees!  Now, I could name a hundred reasons(Okay, I'm exaggerating.  A thousand reasons is more like it) why we should protect the environment, and you guys most likely could too.  But I don't really have the time, because of.....uhhh.......not games.....umm.....totally not reading books......I have home work to do!  Because I have homework to do!  So I'm not gonna type up a speech so I can save time for read -- I mean homework to do!  Anyways, instead, I wrote a short story that is three times longer than the speech I would've written!  It's a fable that I created!  Enjoy!


There once was a tree who envied the humans.  The humans could communicate with each other, they could move, they could do many more things than a tree could wish to do.  Even worse, humans were higher on the food chain than trees.  The tree was lucky he was an apple tree; he wouldn’t be cut down anytime soon.  But in the fall, it still hurt to see all the beautiful fruit he bore be plucked off his many arms.  Every night the tree would dream of becoming a human, doing things no tree had ever done.  Then one night, an owl landed on his branch.  This was strange as the tree had never seen an owl before, as owls did not go near apple trees.  The  pesticides made it dangerous for the owl to be there.
    “I have never seen a bird as regal as you!  What brings you to our humble orchard?” the tree exclaimed, causing many trees to focus their attention on the regal bird, one they had never seen before in their lives.  The great bird regarded the trees curiously, before turning to the tree he had landed on and spoken.
    “I have come to grant you a gift,” the owl sighed, “You want to be human, correct?”  The trees all gasped in horror and a riot broke out, bombarding the lone tree with insults and great humiliation overcame him.  But the tree didn’t want to pass out on the chance.
    “Can you, great one, transform me into a human forever?” he asked timidly.  The orchard abruptly became silent, waiting with anticipation to see if the owl could perhaps change their lives forever.
    “Not me.  However, these golden leaves will each grant you one wish,” the owl hooted, holding up three leaves that glinted gold in the moonlight.
    “Will these leaves really grant my wishes?” the tree confirmed.
    “Indeed.  But be careful what you wish for,” the owl warned, before flapping away into the darkness.
    The tree wasted no time in making his wishes come true, despite the outrageous remarks from the other apple trees in the orchard.
    “You are seriously going to wish to be human!?”
    “Are you going to cut us down or pluck our fruit mercilessly just like the other humans!?”
    “This betrayal is outrageous!”
The tree took in a deep breath of carbon dioxide and converted it into oxygen as he breathed out.  Then to the three golden leaves that rested on his branch, he spoke in loud clear words.
    “I wish to become a human!”  One of the three leaves spun around the tree and the tree felt a most peculiar sensation.  He felt like he was suddenly opened to the world in many different ways.  He saw differently, heard differently, felt, smelled and tasted everything in a whole new way.  He was a lot shorter than what he was before, and based on his hair he could tell that the human he had become was a man.  The man was overjoyed and left the orchard, itching to explore places he had never seen in his life.  After learning how to walk, the tree soon exited the orchard.  He never knew that the world was so vast.  The man realized he still had two golden leaves left.  The tree knew that humans knew a lot of things that he didn’t know as a tree, so the tree decided to wish for common knowledge among humans.  He learned how to speak, he learned how to do math, he learned what was what and what did what.  But when he finally reached a city he choked on the immense amount of pollution in the air.  The pollution was nowhere near severe in other parts of the world the tree had seen.  However, it met all his other needs for living, and he didn’t know how far he would have to walk before he reached another city.  After a few days, he somehow managed to get used to the city.  He got a somewhat decent job, and raised a family.  His life was quiet and peaceful for a long time.

    One day, the man and his family found out that they had breathing problems.  The years of breathing in heavily polluted air had finally taken a toll on them, even the man who had been a tree for half of his life.  The man’s wife had already died of lung cancer.  It was just the man and his children now, and they were each facing the very likely threat of lung cancer.  The man debated the idea of using the last golden feather to get them into a less polluted city, as his job didn’t pay enough to travel to another city, but it would cause too much suspicion and attract lots of unwanted attention that the man did not like.  However, he was soon diagnosed with lung cancer, much like his wife, and it was in one of the final stages.  The man did not relish the idea of dying from polluted air, so he decided to use his one last wish.  He took his two children outside one night, and halted their trek when they reached the edge of the forest.  Then he told his children,
    “Children, I have a way to reverse the damage the polluted air caused to our bodies.”  The children wondered how.  Then, the man swiftly held out his last golden feather, and before his children could gasp in awe, he uttered his wish.
    “I wish that my two children and I would become trees!”  And just as quickly as he had turned human, he turned into a tree.  They were no longer risking death by staying beside polluted air.  And for another few weeks the man was proud of his decision to be a tree.  But one day, three men marched up to the forest and started hacking down the trees one by one.  In terror, the tree watched his children be chopped down and one of the woodsmen ominously made his way for the tree himself.  He pleaded and begged, but his cries were unheard, and his wooden body toppled, his many arms crumpled and the man inside was killed.

I hoped you liked the story! The moral is to not cut down trees so that the air won't be so polluted and the tree/man in the story wouldn't have been killed when he turned back into a tree. I hope you enjoyed the story!

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

I Went Tree Planting!!

I went tree planting a few days ago!!  On Saturday, to be exact.  I was supposed to post this on Sat, but I needed to get some uhh....how should I put this......ummmm.....things that involved staring at a computer screen and shooting portals at the walls.  Anyways, here it is!  I went tree planting, partially for a school project, and also for planting trees and helping the environment!  Here is the proof!! :)


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Me Planting A Tree

Monday, May 09, 2016

Why Fantasy Books Are AWESOME!!!!

I love books!  Especially fictional books.  Especially Fantasy books.  Allow me to explain:

Almost everyone has been through tough times, including me.  I'm not sure about others, but it happens to me quite often.  Well, I actually don't have much people to compare with for me to decide whether I go through stressful times often or rarely, but that's beside the point.  The point is, people get stressed pretty often these days(I think.  I'm trying to avoid self-pity as much as I can so it won't cloud my judgement).  And fictional books really help us readers to escape from the stress and pressure of reality, and enter a world where no one will judge us, where we are unaffected by peer pressure, where we can enjoy ourselves.  And to me, no genre does this better than Fantasy.  A magical world is the farthest you could ever get from reality, farther from the earth than the edge of the universe is.  Because the only thing farther than the edge of this universe is a completely different one.  Fantasy books calm me when I'm angry, comfort me when I'm sad, make me happier when I'm happy, and books will never ever judge me or pressure me, but instead provide welcome and advice.

Weird speech aside, fantasy books also help to increase your creativity and they are basically very enjoyable to me.  Like seriously, who doesn't like alicorns with sparkly poop, or people with magical powers or obnoxious queens who wear red hoods?  I have yet to meet a second person who doesn't like them.  So move along and pickup a fantasy at the local book store, or borrow from your friend or the library, just read a fantasy books.
THANKS PEEPS!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2016

Why You Should Read: The Land of Stories(series) by Chris Colfer!

Fairy tales are stories meant for all ages in society, but mainly for children.  Fairy tales often have interesting, original plots and morals to learn at the end of them.  But where do these tales of wonder come from?  The Brothers Grimm?  Hans Christian?  Neither of them.  These stories, so called "fairy tales" come from the Land of Stories, also known as the Fairy Tale world to two siblings who, accidentally, end up crossing into the the Land of Stories from the human world.  The two siblings, Alex and Conner, uncover secrets from their past, take a stand in the present, and change their future, along with the futures of thousands of other people.

I think you should read this series because it has some really good plot twists, cliffhangers, and mysteries that keep you guessing and blow you away when questions are answered and all loose ends tied.  Why was the Evil Queen who poisoned Snow White so heartless?  Why did the Enchantress hate Sleeping Beauty?  What happened to Goldilocks after she ran from the bears?  These are three of the many questions that are answered in the Land of Stories, and are also essential to the spectacular plot.

Age Group: Gr. 6 - 8: This is because there is some use of the cr*p word and other stuff.
Genres: Fantasy, Fairy Tale, Romance, Adventure
Rating: 8.1 out of 10

Thursday, April 28, 2016

I went to a Chess Tournament!

Today I competed in the Peel District School Board Chess Tournament!  Basically a bunch of the schools in Brampton and Mississauga go to the chess tournament. Our school didn't win, neither did I, but we had lots of fun.  One of my friends got 5th place in the 7th grade.  I won 8 games, and lost 2 games.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Fanfiction for Keeper of the Lost Cities! *Warning: Spoilers Ahead*

I've been working on this fanfiction for a few days.  It's short, and doesn't have any action, and probably not that interesting, but I still made one.  I might make a better fanfic in the future, but for now I'm sticking with this!  I hope you enjoy! :D


    A tall man with jet black hair styled with too much gel paced through his garden, watching the gnomes work as he thought.  He wore a silver cape; a sign of nobility in the elven world.  Then, he abruptly stopped walking just before a hole opened up in the grass in front of him, revealing a gnome with long braided hair.  Like all gnomes, she had big, gray eyes and childlike bodies.  They were plant-like and needed very little sleep, and even less food, since they received all their energy from the sun.  The man was not surprised.  In fact his tone indicated that he was more worried and anxious when he asked,

    “Have you found her yet, Calla?”

    “I may have found a clue.  The roots sing of the forbidden cities, and of a large triangular tower about a thousand feet tall.  Not nearly as tall as some of the places the elves have built but very tall in human standards,” Calla replied, “If we find out where that is, we may find where the kidnappers took the Moonlark.”

    “The Eiffel Tower,” whispered the man, before he rushed into his crystal mansion to take medical supplies and a pale yellow leaping crystal.  Then he stripped of his cape and donned human clothes.  He wrestled with the thought of eating a few ruckleberries, but decided against it.  Another elf would immediately notice that he was also an elf, and that would complicate things.  Having lived in the forbidden cities for many long years he learned many things, including famous landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower.  When he exited his crystal mansion, he told Calla

    “We’re going to the Forbidden Cities,”
    “Shouldn’t we alert the Collective first?”
    “Already done,”.  He had already hailed Tiergan on his Imparter and told him two words; “swan song”.  Calla nodded and latched onto the man’s hand.  Using his free hand, the man brought the leaping crystal to the morning sun, creating a yellow beam of light that shone on the ground before them.  With no hesitation, the man and Calla stepped into the light and glittered away.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

My Favorite Book Series: Past and Present

Yay.  Post number 2! I don't think I mentioned how much I love reading in the last post which was a big mistake.  I L-O-V-E books!  They're like, 1/4 of who I am!  If you're wondering about the other parts, currently I am 1/4 computer games, 1/8 card games, probably 1/16 chess, 1/16 food, 1/6 anime, which leaves me 8.33.../100 for homework.  Yeahhh.  Anyways, I LOVE books so, I'm going to give you a list of my favorite books/book series that I have read in the 12 whole years of my life...
(The order of the books does not particularly affect how much I like them)

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Can I be a nerd?

Hi.  I am Joseph, and I want to be a nerd.  IK my Google+ profile says my name is Ani Me, but that is just for security purposes.  I am in no way associated with Padme, or Anakin.  Since we're on the topic of Star Wars right now, I'll tell you a little something about myself.  I like Star Wars.  But I'm not like a huge fan, I just like it.  I am a huge fan of anime(if you noticed, my name is Ani Me, which is Anime if you combine both words!) though, and I watch a LOT.  If I have spare time on the computer, it's most likely you will find me watching anime.  I'll make another post later for the anime I watched.  If I'm not watching anime, you'll either find me playing games or reading. Or doing homework.  If the homework is fun, then I'll probably be doing that, but if it's boring history or social studies(sorry if you like history or social studies.  My mind just kind of shuts down when it comes to those), I'm most likely reading or playing games(I seriously hope my mom doesn't find this blog).  

Anyways, I'm pretty good at school I get A's on all of my subjects except for Phys Ed, Music and French, which I don't really care about.  I'm actually pretty good at music, since I play the piano, but I don't like playing the piano, so I probably just don't show off my musical skills?  I don't know.  I kind of like Phys Ed, but our gym teacher tries to kill us during our warm-up(which takes up half the period(20 min)).  Our warm-up consists of running 80 lengths from one side of the gym to the other side.  I think each length is 24 yards, which is about 22 meters, but I'm not sure my school's gym is puny.  After we run all that, we have to do 20 push-ups, 20 jumping jacks, 20 sit-ups, 20 burpees.  Don't you think that's a lot?  I'm only in Gr. 6 after all.  Another thing I like to do is play board games and card games, like chess, clue, Magic: The Gathering, Yu-gi-oh.  I'm pretty good too.  So, that's all the stuff you need to know about me, and you can decide whether or not you think I can be a nerd!  I don't even know who I'm talking to, but I really hope you liked this post, and come back to my blog in the future!  Btw, I have glasses, but no braces.